Yes, I must inform you all that I am going on a short break. Reuben is getting here in a few days and I am simply swimming in work to get done. I have about 4 websites coming along and another 3 in the cue.

I have tried my best to reply to everyone from my past 2 blog entries, if I have skipped you I do apologize and you may spam this entry if you wish.

Now,  please don’t forget me. I will be back and I will be posting pictures and other pretty things for you to enjoy. I may even have some drama to report (who knows?).

Toodles for now my online family. I will try my best to comment on blogs while I am “breaking”.

Much love,

Snez

I just received the funniest hate mail from some illiterate fool by the name of “Lorna”. I would share it but I think it may be a bit too long for my blog (and quite frankly, too funny). I’ll just let you know it started with “Omg what a jealous BIATCH!!!” And that’s all you need to know, haha! Laugh with me, my fellow skelters. That’s right.

I did some sewing yesterday. Made some pj shorts. They turned out really cute. Very comfy too. Do you sew? I know Kitty does. HI KITTY! I LOVE YOU! I know you’re reading this ;) But if you’re not I’ll feel slightly embarrassed…

I can’t wait for Reuben to get here so I can finally get a hold of a camera and we can go on some adventures and shoot. I keep promising I’ll post things on my blog and never do. New photos are a must though. I still haven’t heard from him, he should have landed at Heathrow by now, definitely.

I’m gonna get my hair cut in a few days. It was short, then I let it grow back and now it’s in the awkward “in between” phase where it just doesn’t look good unless I tie it up. I hate that, don’t you?

I will KILL anyone who comments on this blog like this: “yeah totally, I hate the awkward in between phase when my hair is growing out, it sucks“. If you’ve scanned through my blog looking for a question you can answer, I’ll have your head. Please leave a comment relevant to my entire entry :) Not the most irrelevant snippet. Thank you.

**UPDATE** Reuben has emailed me and he is safe in London, having fun! Yay!

Key points in my latest dream:

- King frog
- Clumsy aunt
- Micheal Jackson
- Egg
- Me saying to King frog “Your majesty… I know the crown is to be passed down to you but… there was an accident during your birth…”
- Micheal Jackson saying to me “Hey, I was in your last dream, remember? With the garage and the monsters “rraaaarrr” hahaha”
- My aunt saying “Why has this happened?”
and me saying: “Because you’re clumsy, that’s why”

Did you imagine that as like a trailer to a movie? I did.

Aaaah… Hahaha, yeah I love my dreams. They’re like… the best. I wish I could explain everything, but it would take a whole page.

Something else was here but I’ve edited it in favor of this:

I wrote this little story for Amy on Facebook, to entertain her.

I saw the fucking funniest thing ever today. We went to and indoor cafe at a mall. There were two very visible “No Smoking” signs stuck up. But an ash tray at every table and people smoking. I asked the waiter before I ordered “Excuse me, answer me this, why is there a no smoking sign up yet an ash tray on every table?” He just laughed and shrugged as if to say “Come on, this is SERBIA…”

That my friends, was a true story, believe it or not. 100% fresh from Serbia, the land of irony and “oh my f***cking God, I can’t believe I’m seeing this”